Contrary to
politically correct media spin, Republicans are not always rich,
mean, selfish and greedy. Instead, most Republicans are hardworking,
caring, and generous people.
You might
be a Republican yourself and just not know it!
Please take
a minute to complete the following short survey to determine which
political party best reflects your values:
Agree
Disagree
Uncertain
I
believe that I can spend the money I make better than the
government can.
As
a property owner, I think I know how to use my property better
than the Wayne County Commissioners.
Guns
do not cause school violence, criminal activity does.
Wayne County
Commissioners need to allow sensible commercial development.
Homeowners can not continue to pay higher and higher tax
burdens
To
solve our problems with education, we need to teach basic
academic knowledge, we need strict discipline and school,
teacher and parent accountability. More money is not the only
answer.
Since
parents know what is best for their own, I believe that parents
should be able to choose which school is best for their children.
I
believe that the US can best further world peace from a position
of strength
I
think I pay too much in taxes.
Although
we are serious about our political beliefs, this survey is meant
to be somewhat tongue in cheek! Please check your answers with
this in mind!
Scoring
Agreed with 0 statements - You are a Democrat or Socialist!
Uncertain
about 6 or more statements - you are a "moderate" and
don't have any strong beliefs. There is no real need for you to
vote since you don't know what you think.
Agreed with
as many as 4 statements - you are probably a Republican!
Agreed with 5 or more statements -email
us and we will send you a voter registration form that will
allow you to become a Republican.
Agreed with
all 8 statements - Why haven't you already switched to the Republican
Party?!?
Testimonials
"The
3 best decisions I ever made were asking my wife to marry me, joining
the church and becoming a Republican." Walter J.
"I
was a liberal Democrat for many years, but after watching the disaster
that was the Clinton Administration, I had to admit to myself that
I'd been wrong about a lot of things. I switched to the Republican
Party and I've never been happier".
Judy W.
"I
always voted for Republicans, although I was a registered Democrat.
Now that I switched to the Republican Party, I feel like I'm where
I always belonged."
Ed O.
"I
was a yellow dog Democrat until I realized that I actually was voting
for nothing more than a bunch of dogs."
Billy B.
